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Posted on 29. Aug, 2010 by TangofJustice in Blog

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Many people are wondering what the real story behind the sudden Revision3 event is. Well I’m here to tell you.

Basically me and Revision3 had words over my paycheck and how there wasn’t enough zeros in it. Revision3 got all angry, put on his golden helmet and challenged me to a duel. I got all pissed and manly and my clothes ripped off from sheer badass. The following is a pretty accurate depiction of what happened next.

True Story

Speaking of Fist of the North Star, some of you may know that a new game based on the manga is coming out in the States. Brought to us from Koei, it’s going to be called Fist of the North Star: Ken’s Rage and you’ll be able to get it on the 360 and PS3. Now for those of you who don’t actually know what Fist of the North Star is and why Kenshiro is actually your father, savior and the last thing you’ll see before you die despite what that one guy pretending to be your dad has to say, what religion you think you believe in and how you’ll actually pass on…let me tell you.

Fist of the North Star is set in a future where nuclear war has consumed the earth and motorcycle hoodlums terrorize random folk for shits and giggles. It’s very Mad Max. It stars a guy named Kenshiro who is the manliest character in the Universe. He’s a mix between Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ. The anime also boasts the single manliest theme song in existence, which you can hear here. Basically Kenshiro wanders the land doing good deeds, curing the blind and making people explode (seriously). It all leads up to a fight with his brother Raoh, the other manliest character ever created in any medium ever in space and time second only to Kenshiro. The fight will kick your ass so hard you’ll be pooping blood for months.

…And that’s why you should buy Fist of the North Star: Ken’s Rage for the 360 and PS3. It’s apparently coming out November 2nd, though the date is subject to change.

Here’s the Manly Trailer.

( By the way, you can Hulu the entire series. Do it. )

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2 Responses to “This post…is already dead.”

  1. food trays

    31. Aug, 2010

    Come late?

  2. JJtoob

    19. Dec, 2010

    Sooooo… you still got that check though, right? Or did you set the building on fire?

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